are you ready for a riveting list?...
!. I find it entertaining to write something that won't be graded or corrected by anyone.
2. It is entertaining to have something to look back on. A compendium of my thought patterns that I can one day show the young'ns and say, "see kids, this is a computer. Before it was wired into you frontal cortex we got on the internet like this. JIMMY STOP MIND LOADING PORN IN PUBLIC!!"
3. I write differently when I think that someone else might read it. More coherently and clearly and with a constant eye on my eventual candidacy for the governor of Illinois and subsequent enditment for corruption. (it's what they do there apparently)

Peace and Grace